It is a Day for Haiku and Coffee

In honor of the fact that I can, I have written my dog some haiku:

Smooshy, drooly dog

Staring at me as I snack

Back up off my Dove

Girl with big, sad eyes

Clearly you're starving to death

Still can't have my snack

Why is the couch wet?

Did you lick the whole damn thing?

Stop licking my things!

Lying here in bed

My eyes begin to water

The dog has farted

17 views0 comments

Recent Posts

See All


Things I have said tonight to my dogs, while *trying* to get them into bed: "Okay you guys, let's go to bed." "Come on. Gotta go out and do a pee pee." "Come on. Let's go." "I mean it you guys. Let's

Why Don't People Ever Believe Me?

When a glass artist says to you, "You can't go in there barefoot. You need to put some shoes on." You should always believe them. No one ever believes me! I have pulled glass splinters out of the Hubz

Art Has a Smell

Conversations with the Hubzilla, while in an art store: Hubzilla: Okay, we're not gonna be in here all day, right? We have things to do. Me: Smell! *sniff* Mmmmmm! ART supplies! Hubzilla: Hello? Me: B