Conversations with the Hubzilla, while in an art store:
Hubzilla: Okay, we're not gonna be in here all day, right? We have things to do.
Me: Smell! *sniff* Mmmmmm! ART supplies!
Me: Baby, smell these pencils!
Hubzilla: Yes. They smell very expensive. Don't you have some of these?
Me: Yes. I love them. Smell this sketchbook!
Me: *snifffffff* Oooooooooh! It smells like ART in here!
Hubzilla: Okay, smell the art quickly.
Me: YOU CANNOT RUSH ME IN AN ART STORE!!!