Art Has a Smell

Conversations with the Hubzilla, while in an art store:


Hubzilla: Okay, we're not gonna be in here all day, right? We have things to do.


Me: Smell! *sniff* Mmmmmm! ART supplies!


Hubzilla: Hello?


Me: Baby, smell these pencils!


Hubzilla: Yes. They smell very expensive. Don't you have some of these?


Me: Yes. I love them. Smell this sketchbook!


Hubzilla: *sigh*


Me: *snifffffff* Oooooooooh! It smells like ART in here!


Hubzilla: Okay, smell the art quickly.


Me: YOU CANNOT RUSH ME IN AN ART STORE!!!


Seriously. Sometimes I think he forgets who he's married to!

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